my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
(Source: thebrittaoftimelines)
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
nayx:
please just watch this
it does something very bizarre
this video starts off with “here’s a nice idea”
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
(Source: eleanorjanestyle)
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.
at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face
(Source: averyravery)
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.
